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An Open Letter to My Neighbor’s Short Shorts

Dear Devious Denim Garment, With all due respect, I realize that you are, by virtue of age alone, vintage wear.  I remember your kind from the trailer park circa 1981 when Aggie’s boyfriend Garth wore a pair just like you with his  long striped tube socks and Vans checkered shoes. Not a pretty sight as he made out with Aggie on the hood of his black and lime green Trans Am. Your lifelong owner was likely a teenage boy back when he first bought you as full length pants.  Time… Read more An Open Letter to My Neighbor’s Short Shorts